Hostile Corporate Takeover Vinyl

''But, what makes it punk''' Founder JT Habersaat gnashes his teeth every time the question is posed to him. Maybe because it's fast-paced and accepting, aggressive and ridiculous, heartfelt expression with dick jokes, or because the tour seems to pick up strays'an 80s-era metal head here, a Volcom-sponsored frontman there, a comedy impresario and unlikely landlord riding shotgun'or, most likely, because the members of the Altercation Punk Comedy Tour don't really give a fuck what you think, they just want to tackle a microphone and have some fun. On ''Hostile Corporate Takeover,'' Joe Staats will make you picture tears on his dong (''mantis-like'', we hear) and explain why we're about two generations from feral, while Mack Lindsay will treat you to a verbal mosh pit: fifteen minutes of confounding, feminist, Christian, mother-loving, donkey-braying complete with life lessons (1. a robber-baron moustache and a public nap do not a ''movement'' make and 2. you must immediately stop buying any product that's very existence is predicated upon you thinking you're ugly). In the meantime, M.O.D. and S.O.D. front-man Billy Milano is waiting in the wings to explain how he was ruined by Fozzie Bear,

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Format: Full length long playing
Genre: Stand Up Comedy